"IN LOVE WITH A BOWLER" [2014]


Just the other night 

In the light 

You was lookin’ so nice 

You was there on my right 

You was gunnin’ fer strikes 

You was fixin’ to kill ‘em 

To knock ‘em all down 

You’re the queen around town 

I’m a gutterball clown 

 

I’m in love with a bowler 

And I hardly know her 

Yeah, she think I’m crazy 

I bet she think I’m crazy 

 

Please shout me your sweet name 

Across this polished wooden lane 

I wish you’d come and dance with me 

Aw, but I’m just a big old turkey 

Gobble gobble, mama! 

 

I’m in love with a bowler 

And I hardly know her 

Yeah, she think I’m crazy 

I bet she think I’m crazy 

 

Now you’re shakin' to the Allman Brothers Band 

You got your Bud Light in your left hand 

You got your camouflage, huntin’ hat on 

And you’re the one, you’re the one 

Won’t you sit upon my knees? 

I wanna make you my sweet company 

You’re my southern belle with balls 

You got it all, mama 

You got it all! 

 

I’m in love with a bowler 

And I hardly know her 

Yeah, she think I’m crazy 

I bet she think I’m crazy